Every grown (hetero) girl knows that taking inventory of your boyfriend's (or pre-boyfriend’s) bathroom is reconnaissance that generally tells you a few things: his basic hygiene, how “high-” or “low-maintenance” he is, and if you will be sleeping over that night. In my experience, no man has all three: face wash, more than one towel, a clean bathtub/shower.
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