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False Lashes Are The New Googly Eyes

False Lashes Are The New Googly Eyes

And just like that, she went from googly to GORGEOUS.

Sable Yong
Sep 20, 2022
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Comedy is not often what one thinks of when one thinks of beauty. And that’s a shame. Because a lot of what we do in the name of vanity is very silly indeed. Just look at all the things you can do with cucumber slices.

I’ll never not think of Shredder when I’m sitting at the hair salon, head shingled in foils, marinating in bleach. Or how sheet masks make everyone look like some damp ghost. It’s silly! It is OK to laugh at vanity sometimes! It would probably even make it less stressful. Ha ha!

Faces are the main communicator and interactor with the world, after all. Of course we put lots of thought into how our faces look — especially our eyes, the things we look with. Put eyes on anything and it becomes a face, basically. However, put lashes on anything and it becomes… gorgeous.

@yourhotwizardlash extension💋💅🏻 #fyp #cats
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